Lets be honest the only thing University's really taught me so far is I truly enjoy making poor choices.

if i changed directions, could you follow?

All we do is wander in this lifetime- are you prepared to take my hand?

This morning I lucked out and got to witness a nesting snapping turtle. The month of June is egg laying season so watch out for turtles on the move along roadways and paths. If you see a turtle don’t disturb them except to help them across roads if necessary. Otherwise try and snap (all pun intended) a picture and be sure to report it to the Turtle Tally of Ontario. :)

This is me feeling like the world’s biggest jackass imaginable. 

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why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

If you’re gonna claim you didn’t just read this out loud to everyone in the room with you you’re probably lying.

(via christophvalse)

Today I miss you.

I miss your smell, your smile, the way your eyes wrinkle up as you laugh. 

I miss the feel of your beard against my neck and the sound of your breathing as my hands find you. 

And as day turns into night I’m overwhelmed with the longing to see you. I know if it were plausible… if for just an hour I could find myself in your room, well I know I’d make a mistake because being there at all is a mistake enough in itself. But for an hour I’d be happy again. 

But mistakes can’t really make you happy.

After 6 years of pumping my body full of estrogen.. I’m coming off my hormone high.

Everything was good.

Everything was dandy.

Then came day 6… And now all hell has broken loose. 

I always wanted back dimples.

I don’t know why, but I’ve always loved the slight dip in a man’s back. I think it’s a great place to put your hands during sex. And I find there to be something fragile in them. 

I miss your back dimples. 

But not nearly as much as I miss you. Why did you have to ruin everything?

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

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hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

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OH

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HOLY PISSING HELL

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MY CHILD

im peeing

ITS BACK

OMFG I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

Dying. Actually dying. 

(via always-runningforthethrill)

I hate how you looked at me… as if there was possibility shining in my eyes, My green pupils surrounded by hope that you’d finally fucking get what everyone around us saw. Or if not you someone else..

Cuz I am pretty. And I’m inteligent and I am so much fun to be around„, and none of these things matter because men don’t seem to care. And thats the bitch of it all. I’m home alone writing this and one of you is getting laid and the other is soundly sleeping content with your choices. And I just can’t help but  ask how I wasn’t an option. 

When to me it didn’t seem to be any other choice. 

Over tastes very bitter. 

That moment when you remember that at some point in your life sex was such a big deal and losing your virginity was pretty much the most insane thing ever. And when your friends started to do it you all sat around and whispered about how it was and every girl I know at the time told me it was magical and years later looked back and said “it was a mess”… 

And now we talk about sex every where all the time and my tumblr is just full of porn and I’m like yep… that’s a guy fucking a girl tied to a cross with a ball gag in her mouth.. oh, and there is a kitten gif.